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  • Still Foolin' 'Em Where I've Been Where I'm Going and Where the Hell Are My Keys
  • Billy Crystal
  • English
  • 13 March 2018
  • 9780805098235

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Billy Crystal ´ 1 READ READ ↠ Still Foolin' 'Em Where I've Been Where I'm Going and Where the Hell Are My Keys But offers a road map to his 77 million fellow baby boomers who are arriving at this milestone age with him He also looks back at the most powerful and memorable moments of his long and storied life from entertaining his relatives as a kid in Long Beach Long Island his years doing stand up in the Village up through his legendary stint at Saturday Night Live When Harry Met Sally and his long run as host of the Academy Awards Readers get a front row seat to his one day career with the New York Yank. Just like any book this book isn t for everyone If you don t love Billy Crystal then don t bother If you don t love learning about the amusing and most likely embellished reflections of an aging comedian then don t bother If you don t enjoy a good guy talking about his positive relationships with his family friends and other celebrities then don t botherIf you do enjoy Billy Crystal s work then spend time with this book which is even better on the audio version because Crystal narrates it and his impersonations and voices only enhance the experience Crystal s reflections of his 65 years are both touching I cried at times and hysterical a big belly laugh at the gym had people looking at me As he describes his relationships he is respectful of most everyone and you can tell how important his family and friends are to him His life for the rest of us is fairly surreal Who gets to throw themselves massive birthday parties that involve celebrities playing for your favorite baseball team etc The answer is almost no one But Crystal can and has and his stories of them are enjoyable and heart feltI look forward to his next book All the Plants of the BibleText and Illustrations from entertaining his relatives as a kid in Long Beach Long Island his years doing stand up in the Village up through his legendary stint at Saturday Night Live When Harry Met Sally and his long run as host of the Academy Awards Readers get a Fucking My Gullible Sister in Her Virgin Pussy front row seat to his one day career with the New York Yank. Just like any book this book isn t Venice Vampires for everyone If you don t love Billy Crystal then don t bother If you don t love learning about the amusing and most likely embellished reflections of an aging comedian then don t bother If you don t enjoy a good guy talking about his positive relationships with his Venice Vampires 2 family Venice Vampires 4 friends and other celebrities then don t botherIf you do enjoy Billy Crystal s work then spend time with this book which is even better on the audio version because Crystal narrates it and his impersonations and voices only enhance the experience Crystal s reflections of his 65 years are both touching I cried at times and hysterical a big belly laugh at the gym had people looking at me As he describes his relationships he is respectful of most everyone and you can tell how important his The Abyss Beckons family and The Meaning of Difference fairly surreal Who gets to throw themselves massive birthday parties that involve celebrities playing The Acupuncture ResponseBalance Energy and Restore Health A Western Doctor Tells You How for your The Blue Book of Sailing favorite baseball team etc The answer is almost no one But Crystal can and has and his stories of them are enjoyable and heart Programmable Microcontrollers with Applications feltI look Cryptography Demystified forward to his next book

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Billy Crystal ´ 1 READ READ ↠ Still Foolin' 'Em Where I've Been Where I'm Going and Where the Hell Are My Keys Hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging from one of America’s favorite comedians as he turns 65 and a look back at a remarkable careerBilly Crystal is turning 65 and he’s not happy about it With his trademark wit and heart he outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing old from insomnia to memory loss to leaving dinners with half your meal on your shirt In humorous chapters like “Buying the Plot” and “Nodding Off” Crystal not only catalogues his physical gripes. Your reaction to this memoir will depend on how much you like Billy Crystal s comedy style I m meh about him so I m meh about this book Other reviewers who adore him liked this book a lot than I didBilly is now 65 which he will tell you over and over again and several chapters are devoted to his shtick about getting old There s nothing new here except discovering that Billy has become a cranky old man cursing about social media and teenagers and politics Speaking of cursing it was a bit shocking to hear Billy drop so many F bombs For decades now Billy has nurtured the persona of the sweet goofy schmaltzy aw shucks guy and I was surprised to hear him swear so much Despite the F bombs Billy s comedy style remains firmly stuck in the 80s and 90s Some of his jokes have punchlines that date back to then and I rolled my eyes at the preciousness of it He also relies heavily on Jewish humor numerous tired uips are about how much Jews love food and he ends several chapters with an exaggerated Oy plus there s a lot of baseball jokes Billy is a Yankees fan which he will never let you forgetBut I m focusing too much on the negative The parts I liked were the stories of how he got started in comedy and the behind the scenes anecdotes of his movies and TV shows He talks about making When Harry Met Sally City Slickers The Princess Bride about hosting the Oscars and about visiting Russia for the comedy special Midnight Train to Moscow He also had good stories of his famous friends such as Mickey Mantle Sammy Davis Jr and Muhammad Ali One of Billy s early famous bits was his impression of Ali and the two men became close with Ali calling Billy Little Brother whenever they d meet Billy also shared some nice family moments such as the day his first daughter got married and how much he likes being a grandfather There were some emotional chapters like when his dad died when Billy was 15 and how he later wrote those childhood memories into the Broadway show 700 SundaysI listened to this book on audio CD and parts of it were performed in front of a live studio audience Again your reaction to this will depend on how much you like listening to Billy He reprises all of his famous impressions including Ali Mantle Sammy Howard Cosell You look MAH valous and the voice of Miracle Max While I enjoyed most of the performance at times I found it tedious and wished he would wrap it up already OyRating 25 stars rounded up to 3 All the Plants of the BibleText and Illustrations from one of America’s Fucking My Gullible Sister in Her Virgin Pussy favorite comedians as he turns 65 and a look back at a remarkable careerBilly Crystal is turning 65 and he’s not happy about it With his trademark wit and heart he outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing old Venice Vampires from insomnia to memory loss to leaving dinners with half your meal on your shirt In humorous chapters like “Buying the Plot” and “Nodding Off” Crystal not only catalogues his physical gripes. Your reaction to this memoir will depend on how much you like Billy Crystal s comedy style I m meh about him so I m meh about this book Other reviewers who adore him liked this book a lot than I didBilly is now 65 which he will tell you over and over again and several chapters are devoted to his shtick about getting old There s nothing new here except discovering that Billy has become a cranky old man cursing about social media and teenagers and politics Speaking of cursing it was a bit shocking to hear Billy drop so many F bombs For decades now Billy has nurtured the persona of the sweet goofy schmaltzy aw shucks guy and I was surprised to hear him swear so much Despite the F bombs Billy s comedy style remains Venice Vampires 2 firmly stuck in the 80s and 90s Some of his jokes have punchlines that date back to then and I rolled my eyes at the preciousness of it He also relies heavily on Jewish humor numerous tired uips are about how much Jews love Venice Vampires 4 food and he ends several chapters with an exaggerated Oy plus there s a lot of baseball jokes Billy is a Yankees The Abyss Beckons fan which he will never let you The Meaning of Difference for the comedy special Midnight Train to Moscow He also had good stories of his The Acupuncture ResponseBalance Energy and Restore Health A Western Doctor Tells You How famous The Blue Book of Sailing friends such as Mickey Mantle Sammy Davis Jr and Muhammad Ali One of Billy s early Programmable Microcontrollers with Applications famous bits was his impression of Ali and the two men became close with Ali calling Billy Little Brother whenever they d meet Billy also shared some nice Cryptography Demystified family moments such as the day his Opportunities in Landscape Architecture botanical Gardens andArboreta Careers Opportunities in first daughter got married and how much he likes being a grandfather There were some emotional chapters like when his dad died when Billy was 15 and how he later wrote those childhood memories into the Broadway show 700 SundaysI listened to this book on audio CD and parts of it were performed in Biofuels Engineering Process Technology front of a live studio audience Again your reaction to this will depend on how much you like listening to Billy He reprises all of his Corporate Governance famous impressions including Ali Mantle Sammy Howard Cosell You look MAH valous and the voice of Miracle Max While I enjoyed most of the performance at times I Masters of Learned Ignorance Eriugena Eckhart Cusanus Variorum Collected Studies Series Variorum Collected Studies Series Variorum Collected Studies Series found it tedious and wished he would wrap it up already OyRating 25 stars rounded up to 3