(EBOOK/EPUB) The Scholomance

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The Scholomance

The Scholomance Read & Download ´ 4 R. Lee Smith ½ 4 Read Summary The Scholomance Masters An inescapable fate for one out of every ten graduates But Connie would do anything to have the magic her best friend was born withAnd Mara would do anything to get Connie bac. Here we go fair warning first It s dark It s nasty It makes you cringe sometimes I didn t but I m wired differently so the basic rules don t apply to me My mother would probably drag me to the priest just for reading this book and liking it so damn much even my kindle is tired of how many times it was read Sorry I stand corrected better make that a monastery to become a nun or perhaps a mental hospital for cases without cure rather than just to a priestAs a side note have always wondered how did the original word from Romanian Solomonan to be exact turned into Scholomance No joke I actually always did ever since toddler me learned her letters and found her love for everything myth legend and ancient In Romanian we call it Solomonan or coala de solomon rie which means well basically Solomonan or School of well solomon rie As far as I know we don t always have a direct translation from or to other languages for some words or terms belonging to the legendmyth category Do note though that it resembles the name of Solomon extremely much So basically a solomonar is a wizard Closest thing I can think of that is be assured I m not writing crap I m a whiz at myths and legends and ancient history to the sheer exasperation of every kin I have And since my ancestor made up the therm it s like a wizard who controls rain and clouds And possibly hail and storms Or to be precise the dragons of the storms What can I say Romanians We re inventive as hell when superstitious stuff is involved Especially in TransylvaniaScratch that make it the entire Balkan areaAs a native I can honestly say that some of the translations from English to Romanian and vice versa made me laugh so hard I spilled coffee on my newly laundered T shirt nothing new here last time I spilled tea on my laptop and I knew exactly where my salary went afterwards The Dancing Goat is not La Dansul Capra but La Capra Dansatoare or La Capra Dans nd don t get me started on the pronunciation because that s a whole new can of worms Dansul is the noun and it s articulated as in the dance And for people who might get the weird idea to drop by sometimes Hermannstadt is Sibiu in Romanian Love the city That and Brasov which are old style and awesome Just don t wear high heels on the cubic stone paved streets in the old centers But no matter I always prance like an egocentric well pony when I find Romanian bits thrown in while reading English booksNow on to the good stuffThe book itself was um epic To say the least For lack of a better word that transcends epic I ll leave it at that Well it s no secret that I do have some weird tastes as far as books are concerned If it s gory catchy and gritty I eat it like the Belgian chocolate stolen good naturedly from my aunt s cupboard Even if R Lee Smith was not one of my top 5 favorite authors of all time I knew just by reading the blurb of this book that i would love it to heaven and back Make that to hell and back It had everything Yep it did and then some on top of that The descriptions skyrocketed the whole world scene was mind blowing in the sense that beyond the fact that it was original the sheer descriptions and plot gave it a whole new category of awesomeness Mara was than I expected Even if she was not the conventional heroine I loved her from the very beginning The way this book was written it made me relate to her so badly that by the second half I was already wholeheartedly supporting her cheering for her willing to ignore all of her transgressions and honestly not minding if she killed half the people inside that mountain Not hard to think that considering that humans and demons alike were not exactly lovable creatures More like put them all in a fictional pit inside the reader s head and watch them sufferOf all the demons teaching at that school nicely called Scholomance I liked Horuseps the most So much that I would not have minded a lot of things He was charming sly cunning and had uite a silver tongue Shortly just how I like them Of course most of the creatures there had an agenda but well what s a good book without some plot twists good enough to launch your imagination into the stratosphere rightLet s move on to the good stuff The sex scenes were well I d say a few choice words and insert a few gifs over here but I don t want to be banned Kazuul was a bit of my guilty pleasure to read about And Mara s first meeting with him was eually memorable view spoilerHe closed his eyes and opened them again It was not uite a blink His smile never shifted but his eyes glowed brighter I tired of that game he told her Perhaps too soon Thy manner is much changed from those I once knewthe world has moved on and thou art new come to it I think How many years hast thou Why I do not lie with children no matter how prettily they do beseech me at my bedside After centuries of retirement you d be robbing the cradle even if I said a hundred Mara countered So what difference does it make He uttered a low noncommittal sound and eyed 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Summary The Scholomance

The Scholomance Read & Download ´ 4 R. Lee Smith ½ 4 Read Summary The Scholomance Eeks them out but they ask a terrible price Anyone who reaches the door of the Scholomance may enter but the Devil takes every tenth student who tries to leaveA hidden school Demonic. Welcome to the Scholomance This isn t a nursery school It attracts the most depraved humans Shoving fellow applicants off a Romanian cliff increases the odds of admittance Tuition is affordable too That is if your life has little value This is a trippy but effective shock suspense horror about a psychic girl on the hunt for her missing friend her best her only friend The sick sympathy this book extends to its heartless anti hero Mara separates it millions of worlds away from the traditional herovillain horror fantasy Often it s inappropriately sensual in a beastly eel penis kind of way Sometimes it s overwrought in a repetitive kind of way And once in a while it s shockingly touching RLS uses the densely mysterious plot to create a tucked away world packed with unforgiving rules sadistic magic and terrifying demons with myriad attributes such as uills horns countless eyes and overlong arms that cling to the memory even if you don t want them to This exploration into the darkest filthiest tunnels of the demons mountain is just as easily a study of the suppressed depth of Mara s true identity With her knife cut white eyes she wades through a savage student body and a pompous clergy of demon Masters panning their nonsensical and frightening truths Bold even for a horror novel it s a touch slow in the middle but its mission glows like a beacon throughout Find her friend Get the hell out of Dodge Engrossing different and very long this book is poised to reach a narrower audience with its horrific creepy crawly tour of the rectum like passages of the Scholomance which are vast dark and skin slithering alive by the way It s not a gore fest but you might feel like taking a shower when you re finished And in the same spirit as RLS Heat you might fall in love with the cruel monsters against your best judgement Really it s hard to dislike a book in which the fearsome demon consistently asks Shall I disrobe

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The Scholomance Read & Download ´ 4 R. Lee Smith ½ 4 Read Summary The Scholomance An alternative cover edition of this ASIN can be found hereFor centuries there has been a legend of a hidden school where magic is taught by the demons who dwell there to anyone who s. Don t read thisPlease please please for the love of all things holy don t read this book if you re an innocent child who thinks that unicorn poop would be the answer to global warming and world peaceI have read a lot of kinky books some I m proud as hell to admit that I read it and some made me wonder why am I so gullible but never in my whole life has I been scandalized with a book OrgySex in publicMenage BDSM I wouldn t bat an eyelash reading those things Beheading Amputation and gory scenes I crave thoseBut thisthis book just shocked the living hell out of me That s exactly my face while I was reading a certain chapterOh don t worry The author s way of writing is good the main character is a badass and you wouldn t even know what s coming nextBut what s in this book would still make the last shred of innocence shrivel upI know that innocent people are as rare as a pink unicorn and I don t wanna be accused of corrupting those who are considered the world s last hope to decency So angel don t read thisBut if you re a rebellious shit and still decided to read this book then come find me and we ll talk about this over some coffee and pizza


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    (EBOOK/EPUB) The Scholomance R. Lee Smith ½ 4 Read Welcome to the Scholomance This isn't a nursery school It attracts the most depraved humans Shoving fellow applicants off a Romanian cliff in

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    Summary The Scholomance (EBOOK/EPUB) The Scholomance R Lee Smith's books are always are revelation for me She messes with your head makes you uestion your own sanity and moral compass and wraps it all up in a delicious plot so you aren't able to stop reading until you reach the last sentenceIf you read and loved Heat The Scholomance is for you In a way it reminded me of Anne Bishop's

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    (EBOOK/EPUB) The Scholomance Download ↠ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook ½ R. Lee Smith 245 This is a very hard book to review The main reason is the fact that I actually hated the story and strongly disliked the main female protagonist if such she can be called However I try never to rate on personal emotions alone so

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    Download ↠ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook ½ R. Lee Smith R. Lee Smith ½ 4 Read Summary The Scholomance Here we go fair warning first It's dark It's nasty It makes you cringe sometimes I didn't but I'm wired differently so the basic rules don't apply to me My mother would probably drag me to the priest just for reading this book and liking it so damn much even my kindle is tired of how many times it was read Sorry I stand corrected better make that a monastery to become a nun or perhaps a mental hospital for cases witho

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    R. Lee Smith ½ 4 Read (EBOOK/EPUB) The Scholomance This is much like the other Smith books an incredibly elaborate tall tale with wonderful worldbuilding There was a decidedly strong heroine and two rather engaging heroes both vying for her in what wasn't really a

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    (EBOOK/EPUB) The Scholomance R. Lee Smith ½ 4 Read Summary The Scholomance The Scholomance is a secret school where magic is taught by demons to those who enter The students are at the mercy of the demons and

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