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Danny King å 4 Summary School for Scumbags Free download ☆ 104 Habitual teenage delinuent Wayne Banstead is expelled from yet another school for sticking up the tuck shop and finds himself hauled off to Gafin School for Misdirected Boys a ‘special school’ for ‘special children’ It plays host to the worst of the worst the cream of teenage offending – thieves bullies arsonists and fl. This review also appears on my blog at wwwsilashruparellcom My one liner Criminal capers from a fun easy to read author imparting a few insights into the do s and don ts of how to be a master criminalThe Gafin principle Every criminal gets caught Every criminal gets caught The Gafin principle measures whether or not it was worth it As an example a Mr Matthews is convicted for 5 crimes for which he made 500 each And he serves five years in prison or approximately 250 weeks So his weekly earnings from the jobs turn out to be 10 per week Which he could have earned in any risk free non criminal job So under the Gafin principle the crime isn t worth it So what if he had stolen 5 million pounds would that have been worth it Under the Gafin principle you may conclude yes but in fact no Because cash is easily traceable because the Bank of England changes notes and denomination on a regular basis and because to all intents and purposes you wouldn t be able to spend it when you got out 5 million worth diamonds on the other hand that s 20000 per week for each week of prison time Definitely worth it and our young students are starting to grasp the principleI like Danny King His Kindle books are riddled with errors grammar syntax spelling the lot I have no idea whether the print books are the same but I assume there is some publisher uirk around thisBut it really doesn t manner Mr King is an honest author whose books do what they say on the tin Most relate to the English criminal underworld ranging from petty to master criminals Tales hilariously told and formulaically set up to put the reader firmly on the side of the burglar thief pickpocket schemer we are naturally emphatic with characters who are laughably pathetic Great reading when you have a couple of hours to kill and really don t want to engage the brainI have chosen to review School for ScumbagsYou know you are on to a winner with the opening uote of book from the 17th century by Jean de la Bruy re If poverty is the mother of all crime lack of intelligence is its father And the teenagers at school for scumbags need a lesson in probability and expectation so that they can understand which crimes are worth committing Here at Gafin we take a different approach We educate young men about crime show them the effects of their actions the conseuences of indiscriminate robbing Gafin run by Mr Gregson Mr Fotheringay Mr Sharp and lovely and flirtaciously delicious Miss Howard being the outer London boarding school where a bunch of teenage delinuents have pitched up or rather have been sent to by divers despairing parents Put these 20 or so young layabouts in closed environment together and they will sound find ways to steal of each other steal off the school engineer perfect crimes protect each other grass on each other physically assault each other Each lad with his own distinctive personality the schemer the fat kid the arsonist the neanderthalThe protagonist is a young lad called Wayne Banstead Banners who being of above average intelligence ends up being the ring leader in most of the capers Including a hilariously rigged football tournament where parents are invited to witness the progress of their young angels and also to place bets on the likely winnersBut it turns out that the Gregson Sharp Fotheringay and Miss Howard have a dastardly plan They have devised the ultimate heist and one that most definitely does pass the Gafin principleThe preparation The boys have not yet been told about the heist Gregson told me to go and nick something in the gift shopAnything it didn t matter Just nick something he said and make sure they see you do it And then a period of intensive training for the big day No detail left to chance intensive training team spirit and camaraderie removal of a couple of bad apples from the team and hence from the school Each boy clear what his role would be And who would suspect a bunch of teenage schoolchildren of actually walking out with the stash So in keeping with the standard formula of the heist story eg insert your favourite heist movie here the reader finds himself egging on this disparate bunch of young budding criminals to successfully complete the jobNaturally there are twists and turns along the way some people do get hurt and I won t say what happens to the treasure but it s a fun yarn full of chuckles and giggles Caravans teenage delinuent Wayne Banstead is expelled from yet another school for sticking up The Girls from Overseas tuck shop and finds himself hauled off Managing radical change What Indian companies must do to become World class to Gafin School for Misdirected Boys a ‘special school’ for ‘special children’ It plays host Dalacini Ke Jangala the worst of Anatomy Of An Abduction the worst A Short History of Congress Chamchagiri the cream of Red Lipstick teenage offending – Indian Railways thieves bullies arsonists and fl. 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Danny King å 4 Summary School for Scumbags Free download ☆ 104 Liarnos Eto Umminass or Help Yourselves Boys With careful tutoring Wayne Banstead and his classmates are about to take a step up into the big leagues But in the big leagues the big boys play for keeps With scores of dead arms a playground's worth of 'F' words and a slam bam robbery at its heart this tale is definitely not for kid. It s pretty simple if you like the title and the premise of a comedy set amidst a very special school in London for delinuent teenage boys then you re probably going to like this book Wayne is a teen terror who sees little point in following the rules and after holding up his school s snack shop with a pellet gun is all set to be shipped off to a awful sounding boarding school for troublesome boys However when a slot at the tuition free Gafin School is offered his parents place him there It uickly becomes apparent to Wayne that the curriculum and rules here are very much not by the book With twenty students four teachers and assorted parents characterization is not big in the story Everyone or less has one defining trait and that s it with Wayne as narrator of their comic journey Nor is suspense a large factor as it ll be clear very early on to all readers that these boys are being educated toward a nefarious criminal purpose The only real suspense is in the twists and turns along the way and just how dark the story will get It s light fun good for the poolside or an airplane as long as your expectations are in check And if the title is a turnoff the book s probably not going to be your cup of tea

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Danny King å 4 Summary School for Scumbags Free download ☆ 104 Ashers The teachers should have their work cut out but things aren’t uite what they seem at Gafin School Far from rehabilitating the boys the teachers seem intent on instructing them in how to get away with things The pros the cons and the downfalls are all set out like an algebra euation Even the school motto is a bit dodgy He. Unpretentious entertaining and often hilarious

  • Paperback
  • 288
  • School for Scumbags
  • Danny King
  • English
  • 09 January 2018
  • 9781852429720

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